Our Swinging Personals Ad

Last Updated: June 19, 2011

Read our ENTIRE advertisement BEFORE contacting us :-)

You MUST be drug and disease free and we only practice safe sex. We will NOT play with anyone who has not been tested within the last 6 months.

We Are Looking for the Following:

1) On-Premise Parties: We are interested in attending On-Premise house, club, apartment and hotel parties. These parties should consist almost entirely of Couples and Single Females. We are fine with parties that include a couple of select Single Men, but we are not interested in parties geared towards playing with Single Men. If you are hosting a party or will be attending one and think we would be a good fit please send us a message.

2) Single Females: She should have at least 1 Certification/Validation from either Swing Life Style, Sexxy Mofo, or SDC, be between the ages of 18-45, and be height/weight proportionate.

3) Couples: Must be Full Swap. They MUST have at least 2 Certifications/Validations from either Swing Life Style, Sexxy Mofo, or SDC and should be between the ages of 18-35, height/weight proportionate and a bi-sexual/curious female is a plus. At this time we ONLY have first meetings with couples at On-Premise Lifestyle Events (House Parties, Hotel Parties, and Clubs). If you do not attend lifestyle events or are unwilling to attend them to meet us then DO NOT contact us to meet.

Keep in Mind When Contacting Us:

1) We appreciate sincere messages of substance indicating time was spent reviewing our profile to determine if we're actually a couple you would like to meet. We will try to respond to every message from those who meet the criteria listed above; however it may take some time.

2) Attach a G-Rated picture to your initial message (Clearly showing us your face(s)).

3) We ONLY exchange pictures through the online services listed in our "Lifestyle Services" section.

4) Our First Meeting is ALWAYS just a Meet and Greet with no expectations.

5) We LOVE confident flirty people ;-)

We look forward to hearing from you and even if for some reason we aren’t compatible you should still come by and say hi if you ever see us around. We are very friendly and love meeting new people, regardless of whether we end up playing with them or not :-)

6) On Looks: If your profile describes your physical appearance as average, full figured, thick, juicy, voluptuous, curvy, BBW, not Ken & Barbie, not models/supermodels or your weight is listed as "0", then we are not interested. While we do not expect every couple we meet to be models/supermodels or look like Ken & Barbie, we do intend to play with attractive men and women. While this may sound vain to some, our priority is to have sex with others and not to find a boyfriend or girlfriend or a husband or wife, so personality holds a lot less weight in this context.

2 Leave a Comment:

Maria & Miguel said...

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Anonymous said...

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